Don’t you wish you could see everybody’s emotional tether? You know like how the Black Lanterns view the world? I sometimes see the world like that.
I just announce colors randomly and few people know what reference I am making. Somebody flipping out? *Red* Somebody being scary? *Yellow* Putting on this great 100% cotton Green Lantern Distressed Symbol Black T-Shirt? *Green* See what I mean? It makes dealing with people just a tad bit easier.
None of that cookie cutter “I’m fine!” response! Everybody respects the Green Lanterns – they are the center of the emotional spectrum and the absolute cornerstone of hard light constructs. So why wouldn’t you want to wear this shirt?